Face it, this weekend is all about Eurovision. Love Clapham HQ will be holding its own Eurovision party – sorry, it’s private! – and it’s guaranteed not to be the only one in Clapham. With Eurovision only running until 11.15pm (saying ‘only’ knowing full well it starts at 8pm and lasts for an epic 3 hours), what are people in Clapham going to be doing after the show? Check out our new weekly Clubbing Clapham round-up to find out what’s hot, what’s not and for handy offers.

Infernos is definitely where the party’s going down this week after Eurovision. If you got your act into gear early, you could have booked in advance to get your party on the guestlist by sending everyone’s names two days in advance. Too late now, but remember for next time. You can sign-up for the newsletter and an E-flyer by going to the Infernos website.

If the three hour cheesathon sends you into pop overdrive, then head down to Two Brewers for its usual night of mayhem. With free entry before 10pm (£5 afterwards), what’s to stop you? If you have no Eurovision party to go to, Love Clapham believes the Two Brewers will be showing the show live. Eurovision purists like Love Clapham couldn’t take the crowd noise however. 

The White House is, as always, open until 5am and this Saturday has Marc Vedo and His Koolwaters… whoever they are. Oh wait, the website tells us, “Koolwaters with Marc Vedo is a live 4 piece band comprising of Vocals, Live Sax, Percussion and Marc on the decks. Reminiscent of a funky house jam session, this event really is one that will keep you dancing til dawn.” 

After Eurovision, it might make a nice change having a funky house jam session, but Love Clapham will probably opt for clubbing to dance/pop at Infernos. See you there!